Monday, February 2, 2009

Jokes or decide!

Over the past few months, I've realised that my kids have a great sense of humour. At the Dining Table last night they displayed their talent. Here's one that I've never heard before related by Oorja:

When Ram, Sita and Lakshman were going on vanvasa (exile), their loved one gave them three mobile phones to stay in touch.

After a few days, one day Ram and Lakshman went into the jungle. A few hours later, Sita called Ram and said, "Ram, I can see Ravana coming on a bicycle. I am very scared."

Ram assured her, "Don't worry Sita. Ravana does not know how to ride doubles!"

Abhir, not one to be left behind had one of his own too:

Five boys are discussing the new cars their dads are buying.

"If my dad buys a red car, I will wear a red t-shirt" says one.
"If my dad buys a green car, I will wear a green t-shirt" says the other.
"If my dad buys a blue car, I will wear a blue t-shirt" says the third boy.
"If my dad buys a white car, I will wear a white t-shirt" says another.
The last boy: "My dad is not buying a car, so I will not wear anything." 

To a five year old that was hilarious!!! 

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