Conversation I often have with my younger bro as we compete with each other to fit into the same size jeans:
Him: "Haha! I STILL fit into a 32!"
Me: "So do I."
Him: "No you don't. Admit it! You are fat!"
Me: "Yes. I am. I gave birth to two children. What's your excuse?"
Him: Quiet. Dumb struck.
Me: *halo* Angelic. Smiling devilishly inside.