Received the following via e mail ages ago. I am sure most women and all mothers will identify with it!!!!!!
If you are a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that!
Before you hibernate, you are supposed to eat like crazy. I could deal with that too!
If you are a bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you are sleeping (hibernating) and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definetely deal with that!
If you are a Mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that!
If you are a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
YEP, I WANNA BE A BEAR !!!!!!!